♠ Friday, June 18, 2004
It's All Too Beautiful ...
If I Had a Hammer, I'd Hammer at 4:00 in the Morning ...
I hate posting hand histories. But this was just too beautiful. (It ended up being the last hand before the table broke.)
***** Hand History for Game 683734502 *****
0/0 TEXASHTGAMETABLE (NL) - FRI JUN 18 03:53:45 EDT 2004
Table Bet the Pot (Real Money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: LordGeznikor ( $67.65)
Seat 2: (sitting out)
Seat 3: (sitting out)
Seat 6: d------ ( $49)
Seat 7: h. ( $190.05)
Seat 9: (sitting out)
Seat 10: S. ( $27.80)
LordGeznikor posts small blind (0.50)
dimon82 posts big blind (1)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LordGeznikor [ 7c, 2s ] - HAMMER ME, BABY!
house03 folds.
SNAPNP0P folds.
LordGeznikor raises (2.50) to 3 - I can steal with 72o, 'cuz I is a PRO!
d------ raises (5) to 6 - Whoops!
LordGeznikor calls (3) - Sometimes, you've just got to say, "What the fuck."
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3h, 2h, 2d ] - Holy shit on a shingle, Batman!
LordGeznikor checks. - Ain't I a stinker?
d------ bets (7) - YESSSS! Doin' the Humpty dance ...
LordGeznikor calls (7) - Can I get it all?
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6c ] - Good, no heart ...
LordGeznikor checks. - Please bet please bet please bet please bet ...
d------ bets (10) - YESSSS!
LordGeznikor raises (54.65) to 54.65 - Feel the wrath of THE HAMMER!
LordGeznikor is all-In.
d------ calls (26) - Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.
d------ is all-In.
** Dealing River ** : [ 6h ] - Not the best card for me, but ...
Creating Main Pot with $96 with d------
Creating Side Pot 1 with $18.65 with LordGeznikor
** Summary **
Main Pot: $96 | Side Pot 1: $18.65 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 3h 2h 2d 6c 6h ]
LordGeznikor balance $114.65, bet $67.65, collected $114.65, net +$47 [ 7c 2s ] [ a full house, Twos full of
sixes -- 6c,6h,2s,2h,2d ]
d------ balance $0, lost $49 [ Ah Th ] [ a flush, ace high -- Ah,Th,6h,3h,2h ]
h. balance $190.05, didn't bet (folded)
S. balance $27.80, didn't bet (folded)
Oooooh, that's pretty. I just killed a man with a HAMMER!
