♠ Monday, June 21, 2004
If Shaq were Phil Hellmuth, Jr.
By Perry Friedman, from rec.gambling.poker:
We'd be hearing now about how the Lakers lost beause Detroit played so badly.
Then we'd hear soemthing like:
"I had three oppportunities to dunk, but I was able to see into the soul of the defenders and I knew I was going to get blocked, and I made a brilliant decision to pass the ball... I knew if they kept playing me that way, I'd get my opportunities to score."
And later:
"How could they play zone against me? Don't they know who I am?
