♠ Monday, May 10, 2004
Movies I Hope They Never Make
The Spiderman-on-the-bases thing got me thinking: What other ridiculous, horrible projects are waiting in the wings?
- The Bad News Bears Meet Godzilla
- Ernest Goes to Auschwitz
- Space Mormons
- Hamburglar's Greatest Heist
- Bad Boys III: We Couldn't Get Will Smith
- Fletch III, starring Tony Danza
- The Governator: Rise of the Machine (political machine, see, it's a pun)
- Romper Room: The Motion Picture
- Carrot Top's First Movie
- Debbie Does Dom DeLuise
This list may get longer.